2025 in numbers

think spotify wrapped but for life

Numbers aren’t really my thing, I like words. But inspired by Ella — as all my good ideas are — I thought it would be fun to break down the past year in stats.

Disclaimer: lots of these are guesstimates for the sake of storytelling. Some are more accurate than others.

• 25 books read

• 8 gigs attended

• 43 spicy margaritas drank

• 2 best friends who moved abroad

• 1 best friend who came home

• 1 promotion gained

• 5 articles published in a national newspaper

• 102 cherry-flavoured vapes consumed

• 12 promises to quit vaping before it stuck

• 86% chance that I will still ask to use your vape if you have one

• 7 new friends

• 1 new boyfriend

• 2 questionable haircuts

• 232 selfies taken

• 9 selfies posted

• 6 TV series rewatched instead of starting something new

• 24 late night trips to M&S

• 14 Google searches for “do i have adhd”

• 2 countries visited

• 8 weekends away

• 45 meals out

• £338 spent on Deliveroo

• £4.35 left in my bank account

• An infinite number of reasons why it was the best year yet